Sunday 29 September 2013

THE GAME OF COURTSHIP Series- 2 {Courtship: PHRENOLOGY TIPS AND OH BOY!}


                                             THE GAME OF COURTSHIP
                                                                 Series- 2

     Courtship: PHRENOLOGY TIPS AND OH BOY!

FIND THE MOON.....
Phrenology is the science of face reading. According to it, face is like a coded message of what is going inside the occults of brain. If we decode this matrix, accurately we can hit a gold mine in a relationship. Hear are the things that you need to check out before falling for a pretty and handsome face.
1.       Inverted pyramidical face is a strict No- No. Inverted pyramid are faces where the head in broad and tapers down to thin and pointed chin. These are very shrewd people who are genetically hard wired to save their skin in any damn situation even at expense of anyone.

2.     Broad forehead and prominent architect temporal eminence are the people of “Einstein Species”, they are very intelligent in academic fields and sometimes blessed with worldly wisdom (for which see another demarkers on the face also).


3.     Eyebrows: Good bushy eyebrows indicate youth, very high raised eyebrows which seem like dividing the forehead equally in two halves shows a very indescesive personality, immature people.

4.     EYES : Small eyes, which seem still shut, when they are broadly open are licentious eyes [or in the delhi lingo “tharkey eyes”] – They won’t ever-ever be loyal. Any chance to escape into another relationship, they are first to go.

Big and bright eyes are immediate “Yes-Yes”. Laughter Lines at the outer corner of eyes indicate the humour side of the person.


5.     Nose should be of good length along with properly formed alae nasi [nostrils].
-         Excessive long and thin nose- cleanliness freak along with fear of disease.
-         Small and little upturned nose- egoistic, bluntly uptight, opinionated prejudice people.
-         A dent in the septum of nose [the bridge that joint tip of nose to the upper lip] shows melancholic & depressive people. {they are also the people with weak liver and suffer from its problems in future}
-         Convex shape of the nose [as appreciated from the lateral view] executive people nose who are born leader
-         And parrot Beak nose [again appreciated from lateral view]-are good thespian and great entertainer.

6.     Full moist lips, apart from indicating good digestive along with reproductive systems also indicate loving, caring and benevolent trails, whereas pinched and small lips would broadly show the selfish and self centred qualities.

7.       Smile: A tight lipped smile is the secretive smile, as if the information is being with healed from you. Smile should always show the pearly teethes as it generates trust in the brain of onlooker.


8.     Cheeks: Gullotonouse cheeks or the hefty cheeks just dropping like a meat loaf on the face are definitely a No, apart from feeding their belly, they have ulterior purpose in life is to by hook or crook get on top, get the wealth and for that they sink their morals in deep blue sea.

Witch Cheeks: High placed, bulgy upper cheeks, vicinity of eyes-their world starts with friendship and peer group and ends there. They can be your best friend but in relationship it is a 50-50  game.  

9.     Dimples: Dimples do cause leathel attraction but here is the actual truth about them. Dimples on cheeks indicate want of appreciation and praise. They are little self obsessed people who always crave lime light. Dimple on the chin indicates aristocratic taste, they are people with brands and beauty around them they are very specific about their choices.

10.  Chin: Small chin tapering chin: Indicates poor filtering systems of body that is kidneys [not good functioning kidneys] hence impure blood cause low moralistic people.

Excessive protruding chin- Obstinate, Orthodox people

Receding Chin- Indescesive people

A GOOD CHIN should be broad with slight protrudences.

11.   Double Chin: A Small dewlap (skin hanging) everyone have under their chin indicating the trait of “savings for future” but if this dewlaps hangs down [like the cow’s dewlaps] or in other words heavy double chin, you have come across a very miser and niggerlined person.

12.  Ears: Ears should be round and well placed.
-         Protruding ears are of superstitious and indescesive people.

-         Long ears are scientific and brainy people.

Like twelve Zodiac signs, I have broadly demarked twelve zodiac of facial anatomy and you got to make your pick. And very confidently, I can say, maximum numbers of girls are going to listen to me and in rarest phenomenon the boys. And if I find the reason for it, it all cut short to one hormone, Testosterone. Oh Boy!

OH BOY!
Before I decipher the boy’s neurochemistry let me start with two real life stories and everything I want to say would be well evident.
STORY 1 -This boy as soon as he reached the senior classes in school suddenly felt a dire need to make a girlfriend. For that he worked really very diligently in gyms and after 6 months of pumps up and push ups, he finally got his macho entry in date market.
The only credential he was looking forward was the beauty and attraction quotient after all he was looking just for a fling, not to settle down with her. And finally he was able to woo the girl with such a resume.
He was the happiest guy on the face of earth as his peer got jealous of him because he had such a hot girl friend.
Three months later he was running away from his beautiful girlfriend. The girl made his made his life a living hell. Under that beautiful skin there was an emotionally needy girl, who wanted presence of her boyfriend all the time. She was so insecure. When boy came to know about her real colours, he tried to break off every tie with her, but it was not easy.
She invaded his home, created a big scene in his neighbourhood. Boy suffered the greatest misery of his life [details of which have been, already told in my blog Rancore] he was so petrified that only way out was to run away and he executed his only option. He studied so hard and finally clicked an entrance exam of engineering, though he was getting an admission in good collage in his hometown but he opted for another for away collage. Look the hostel facility and in four years of his engineering course rarely returned to his home town. Once so macho guy now harboured such a fear from that beautiful girl.

Here is story Number Two....
Running parallel to its line, this boy completed his civil engineering with good grades and subsequently established business as a builder. Beginner’s luck shined over him and in a year was able to make lot of money. This family started a bride hunt for him. Girls after girls he rejected on the basis of beauty. It was almost 2 years his family brought him a suitable watch and he kept on rejecting, until one day he came across one very beautiful tall girl. He finally agreed to meet her. This family was happy.
He met her, talked to her and then like it was expected said, “Yes”. The family met the girl, talked to her but this time on contrary, family wanted to reject her but since it was first time the boy have said, the family sealed their lips.
They had six months of courtship before the marriage date. In those six months they met six times and each time they end up fighting. Boy ignored it when she talked about her opinion about nuclear family, boy ignored it when she talked about how she do not like kids and he ignored lots of thing in that courtship which he realizes now after getting married to her. As it was foreseen by the family, the boy’s life was made living hell. All that girl did was to take care of herself, spending time in beauty parlours, kitty parties and hanging out with friends.
He still wanted that maybe when they have a baby the things would change. But she aborted her first baby as she did not want the kid. Next time when she conceived, she came to know late and there was risk to her health, she decided to continue the pregnancy. Now they have a baby boy and things are none better, they are getting worse day by day.
Only “Beauty ” not always work for guys but still they always fall for beautiful faces. Oh Boy!


“THARKEY BOYS”

FLIRTING IS GUYS BASIC NATURE

Do you know that whenever a child is conceived, the brain starts it’s development as female brain. It’s only in eighth week, in boys there is sudden increase in testosterone level which fades away other emotional and visual and verbal centres [that are prominent female brain] hence leaving them with two emotions fight and flight.
 With this aggression, there comes one more thing attached to this testosterone is FLIRTING, which makes them eligible road side Romeos. Who find their Juliet in every other girl?
This is not common only with young teenager’s boys but also seen in elderly men also married men. Guys brain is hardwired to think about sexual intercourse, at least couple of times in an hour because of this influence of testosterone where as the girl’s brain think about sex, one or two times in a day.
The “flirting gene” in boys makes them a best thespian as they pretend a good and decent guy image to get the girl. Even knowing their reputation, still girls fall for them on their acts. [Check out in series 1, why girls fall for wrong guys?]
All handsome boys know this trick.

WHEN DO GUYS KNOW THAT THEY HAVE THEIR GIRL?
Answer is known to all guys, when the girl starts laughing at his jokes. But there is a trick here which distinguishes a smart guy from the foolish guy both of them trying to “woo” their respective girls. Before coming to that let me first come to why sincerely laughing at guys jokes make them weak at their knees? Why girls like their guys to be funny and have good sense of humour [well, these are two characteristic in the list of every girl for their dream boy]
The basic manevaur of genuine laughing or smiling is controlled by 2 muscles zygomatic major which run down the side of face and connect corner of month which can also be controlled consciously [hence can produce a fake smile] the other is orbicularic which pulls eye back and it works independently of any person’s control, hence reveal the true feeling of genuine laughter. Hence in genuine laughter, there are prominent laughter lines around eyes, eyes cover fold moves downward and the end of eyebrows dip downwards which lead to in papillary dilatation. Which is a key signal for courtship? To bring about the same effect, guys take their girls for candle light dinner in dim light to bring same effect so laughing which under covers ulterior sign of pupil dilatation is an important green light signal in courtship.
The trick here is, the guys should have genuine jokes where female can laugh over. All the double meaning, loose talks are strict No-No, instead of attracting opposite sex, they repulse is a fine it away. There is a fine line of demarcation between “Mr. Perfect” and a comedian in the movie or joker in the circus, which former they would like to be and which latter, they are better off where they are, not at all preferred in real life.

MAGIC TRICK FOR GIRLS-ALWAYS, ALWAYS WORK
When it is said, that guys like beautiful girls, it does not mean fair skin, sharp features, tall, slim girls. It means healthy attractive female. The key factor here is attraction guys like girls with baby face as it stimulate the paternal care centres in their brain and they want to protect and take care of their girl. If a girl, on regular basis would be able to stimulate those centres her guy would stick to her for, let say, “forever”. And this can be done by sideways looking smile”.  
Manevaur of sideways looking smile- with head turned down and away, subtly looking up. This is the most innocent and youthful smile, moreover it is men’s favourite smile all over the world. This increases male’s parental feeling, making him protective and caring about his girl.
TIP FOR GIRLS: make it regular features in your courtship repertoire for the man you like.

HERIARCHY PATTREN OF WHAT GUYS CHECK UP IN THE FEMALE THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE TO
Well, it is a biggest myth that guys first check out the female cleavage. The hierarchy of  attraction quotient is first guys check-up their girls eyes, then the step two is her smile and when girl have scored well in both above factors then come her bust and bums.
It the man is really, really interested girls hairstyle, her hair pins and her dressing sense and colour of her dress will draw guy’s undivided attention. No, doubt cosmetics and anatomy correction surgeries are million doller industries.

PHEROMONES-THE LETHAL SCENT
In every species there is a secret sent of the females that attracts the male of the species. In humans also the procedures remain the same. When the female start peering and decorating herself {in front of target men}, she purposely exposes her armpit {Green signal sign for men to make approach} and hence releasing that lethal attraction scent in air towards the target men. Subtlety the male brain picks up this scent and he gets attracted to female counter part.
 
 To be continued.......


To know more of these tricks by both players of the game-both male and females, check out my next blog dealing with modus-oprendi of the game of courtship. How it is actually played, who makes the first move, who gets the upper hand, and how these moves are decoded.
How to read it and how to counter play; check out next week in the SERIES-3 of the game of courtship 

 Check it out next week...............



      
                
  
    



    
 

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