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PUNCH LINES
Delhi –ites are famous for their pompous style statements
and the best place to see it is on the rare glass of their cars. These punch
lines describe them through and through from their core attitude and aptitude
to their innermost feel.
You see all the variety running from standard ones like religious
symbols, holy book quotes, Guru –mantras, their kids name, their own names or
the attitude filled funky, attention drawing, sometimes {or I must say most of
the times} inappropriate tag lines {especially the men}.
See here is the result of my one week exercise finding
these unusual, eye grabbing punch lines and running my imagination to draw out
the picture of their thinkers. I have classified them into classes on the basis
of the punch lines. Since, with my limited data I could only come up with three
such strata, as follows.
CLASSIFICATION OF DELHI – ITES
ROAD SIDE ROMEO
They are the class of people who have their heart at the
sleeves of their shirt and are always ready to give it away at every chance
they get. They cover the maximum population density of Delhi and guess what
they happen to be, in 99% of cases boys. Here are few examples of punch lines
used by them at rare glasses of their cars.
Check this out......
“Soni kuriyanu jhoote toatally free of cost ji”
It’s a Punjabi quote meaning, “Only the pretty girls can
ride in this car totally free of cost”
It was written behind a Land Rover car.
“Speed thrills,
Patience kills.
Don’t honk, especially when I drive,
Only pretty girls can ask for ride.”
This attitude message was engraved on the rare mirror of Swift
Dzire
“What is life?
Life is love.
What is love?
Love is kissing.
What is kissing?
Come here girls,
I will show you how it’s done........”
This poetry was behind i- 20.
PROMINENT FACIAL FEATURES
OF THESE ROMEO’S {in general, not in particular}
Red, moistened, fuller center of upper lips
Remarkable length of eyes from inner angle to outer angle
Small eyes
“VANITY – FAIR” TYPES
They are that category people who blow horn of their
achievement on the roof top and make sure each and every one they know should
know about their “so- called accomplishments”, just not one time but millions
and millions times. They are the people over flowed with self love and full of
vanity.
Check this out......
When surd started the culture of writing
“Singh is King”,
Why shall other communities remain behind?
Check this
out......
“ROYAL GOYAL”
“MIGHTY MITTAL’S”
“GREAT WALL AGGARWAL”
Another blow horn acronym,
“Don’t trust anyone!
Just trust me,
I am a lawyer.”
It was behind Cheverlet Cruz CIZ.
PROMINENT FACIAL FEATURES
OF THESE BLOW HORNERS
{in general, not
in particular}
Protruding {slight} above the upper lip, appreciated while
observing the face laterally
Big eyes
Fuller lips and well formed cheeks
Dimpled chin or dimpled cheeks
Muscular body type
Tip of the nose pointing downwards
“HUMBLE AND MODEST” TYPES
They are the grounded, down to earth type people even
after their prodigious achievements
Check this out......
“INDIAN ARMY – NATION FIRST”
Written behind TATA Indigo.
“My dad will always be engraved in my heart”
PROMINENT FACIAL FEATURES
OF THESE HUMBLE TYPES
{in general, not
in particular}
Remarkable distance between the center of the nose to the
center of upper lip
Remarkable length of upper lip
Broad nose, broad nasal bridge
Appreciable length of the nose
Muscle filling between the eyebrows
Long spotless and refined skin
Good density of hair on eyebrows and head
MORAL
“It’s only words, words all I have, to take your heart
away”
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