PUNCH LINES

                  PUNCH  LINES

Delhi –ites are famous for their pompous style statements and the best place to see it is on the rare glass of their cars. These punch lines describe them through and through from their core attitude and aptitude to their innermost feel.

You see all the variety running from standard ones like religious symbols, holy book quotes, Guru –mantras, their kids name, their own names or the attitude filled funky, attention drawing, sometimes {or I must say most of the times} inappropriate tag lines {especially the men}.

See here is the result of my one week exercise finding these unusual, eye grabbing punch lines and running my imagination to draw out the picture of their thinkers. I have classified them into classes on the basis of the punch lines. Since, with my limited data I could only come up with three such strata, as follows.

CLASSIFICATION OF DELHI – ITES

ROAD SIDE ROMEO

They are the class of people who have their heart at the sleeves of their shirt and are always ready to give it away at every chance they get. They cover the maximum population density of Delhi and guess what they happen to be, in 99% of cases boys. Here are few examples of punch lines used by them at rare glasses of their cars.

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“Soni kuriyanu jhoote toatally free of cost ji”

It’s a Punjabi quote meaning, “Only the pretty girls can ride in this car totally free of cost”

It was written behind a Land Rover car.

“Speed thrills,

Patience kills.

Don’t honk, especially when I drive,

Only pretty girls can ask for ride.”

This attitude message was engraved on the rare mirror of Swift Dzire

“What is life?

Life is love.

What is love?

Love is kissing.

What is kissing?

Come here girls,

I will show you how it’s done........”

This poetry was behind i- 20.

PROMINENT  FACIAL  FEATURES  OF  THESE  ROMEO’S {in general, not in particular}

Red, moistened, fuller center of upper lips

Remarkable length of eyes from inner angle to outer angle

Small eyes

“VANITY – FAIR”  TYPES

They are that category people who blow horn of their achievement on the roof top and make sure each and every one they know should know about their “so- called accomplishments”, just not one time but millions and millions times. They are the people over flowed with self love and full of vanity.

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When surd started the culture of writing

“Singh is King”,

Why shall other communities remain behind?

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“ROYAL  GOYAL”

“MIGHTY  MITTAL’S”

“GREAT  WALL  AGGARWAL”

Another blow horn acronym,

“Don’t trust anyone!

Just trust me,

I am a lawyer.”

It was behind Cheverlet Cruz CIZ.

PROMINENT  FACIAL  FEATURES  OF  THESE  BLOW HORNERS

 {in general, not in particular}

Protruding {slight} above the upper lip, appreciated while observing the face laterally

Big eyes

Fuller lips and well formed cheeks

Dimpled chin or dimpled cheeks

Muscular body type  

Tip of the nose pointing downwards

“HUMBLE AND MODEST”  TYPES

They are the grounded, down to earth type people even after their prodigious achievements

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“INDIAN ARMY – NATION FIRST”

Written behind TATA Indigo.

“My dad will always be engraved in my heart”

PROMINENT  FACIAL  FEATURES  OF  THESE  HUMBLE TYPES

 {in general, not in particular}

Remarkable distance between the center of the nose to the center of upper lip

Remarkable length of upper lip

Broad nose, broad nasal bridge

Appreciable length of the nose

Muscle filling between the eyebrows

Long spotless and refined skin

Good density of hair on eyebrows and head

MORAL

“It’s only words, words all I have, to take your heart away”