Sure Shot Way To Lose Weight!!!
In this size
perfect looks frenzy world, at what extent you can go to lose weight? So here are the ways to
do it in convectional type:-
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Diet and Dietary supplements
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Diet pills
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Starving , fasting
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Exercising , power yoga , aerobics , Zumba,
other likewise fitness regimes
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Two glasses of boiling hot water,
empty stomach in morning
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Exotic, Erotic food supplements with
tongue twister name.
How sure
shot are they?
Your
experience, my experience and experience of any other woman in the world will
unanimously sing that they all have only jiffy chances to click that too after
signing the dotted lines of the contract of abundant abstinence and patience.
There is no
highway option in above stated statement but then my intensive research made me
stumble on the way that I think would never fail. It have 100% accuracy rate to
hit the bull’s eyes.
Now, you
would be pulling your hairs and rolling your tongue outside, desperately
waiting to know about it.
The
legendary method so conveniently overlooked and easily ignored is...
wait for
it....
Take a deep
breath....
Oil your
ears....
And brace
yourself...
Are you
ready?
Okay, fine!
It is.....
Finally, the
“Green Eyes Monster” – jealousy!!
Do not dare
underestimate it, ever! It is slowly gaining pace to be number one reason for
anorexic nervosa related death rate in our medical statistics. When Chanakya,
the most intelligent Indian that ever walked this earth, pointed that no two
beautiful women could ever be friends, he was very right to say it.
The
oestrogen related rivalry does start to take place and sometimes such battles
do turn brutal and evil.
And end up
being 100% guaranteed way to lose weight even though if it comes at very
expensive rate list. In one such case that came across me, it happened so.
This woman, let’s
say her name is Mrs. ‘A’, was married for about ten years. Two caesarean surgeries,
one gall bladder removal procedure and unbridled taste buds on her tongue
definitely manure her 105 kg body weight. She was happy in her skin and was satisfied
to be classified under a foodie until one day her brother-in-law got married.
The new lady
in the house, let say her name be, Mrs B was not again classified under perfect
figure statistics but weighed much less than Mrs A . She was just 75 kg, though
still overweight for her BMR and height.
For one year
of Mrs B marriage, Mrs A tried hard to ignore that 30 kg weight rift between
them. But she soon reached the end of her rope. No amount of ‘Pranayam’ and ‘Art
of living’ course could keep that green eye monster at bay. Once the virulence
of that infestation reached peak, she started her weight loose regime. She was
so serious that she took a blood oath on the burning candle. She still has that
first degree burn on her right palm which acts as a constant reminder to her
cause.
When the
convectional weight loss regimens begin to turn futile for her frozen adipose
laden physique, she knocked the door of advance sciences, also named “COSMETOLOGY”.
Plenty cycle of liposuction and a bariatric surgery (getting half her stomach
stapled) helped her to jump cover that 30 kg rift between her rivalries. Mrs
‘A’ was 75 kg now. She was happy and smiling. But not for long!
Mrs ‘B’ too
tried deep breathing to dust off the news of Mrs ‘A’ reaching her landmark weight, but soon she was too
sting by the jealousy monster. She joined power yoga in morning, Zumba fitness
programme in afternoon and gym in evening. She hired a dietician too, to cut
short her calories in her edibles and melt away the hanging adipose off her
body.
Three months
down the line and Mrs ‘B’ could feel the change coming. For Mrs ‘A’ rift was
again widening. She sweated, bleed and went under the knife to mud it. She couldn’t
let all her hard work go in waste. The sand was slipping off her fingers, she can’t
sit on her hands, warming her seat.
The war was
openly declared with whole neighbourhood as the spectator. Both the women were
on die hard procedure to lose weight. They were ready to pay the price. Even the
shedding off of 500 gram was applauded by the crowd.
They did things
that were beyond their human limits to do and are beyond my medical acumen to
understand and write it so publically. But do understand, they did things, real
dark things to themselves.
One year later....
Mrs ‘A’ = weight = 44 kg
Height = 5’4
Past
History = gall bladder removed, two caesarean babies
Present
medical history
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Has
been hospitalized thrice for jaundice
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Latest
USG (ultra sound- whole abdomen) reveal liver enlargement with fatty grade II
changes.
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Osteopenia
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Iron
deficiency anaemia
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Low
Vit D3 value
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Next
to nill Vit B 12
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Categorised
as Anoroxia patient.
Mrs ‘ B’ = weight = 48 kg
Height = 5’5
Past history = NAD (no abnormality detected)
Present medical history
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PCOD
( poly cystic ovarian disease)
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Hyperparathyroidism
(depleting all calcium from her bones making her prone to osteopenia and
osteoarthritis)
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Twice
had fracture, once of ulnae bone and once in tibia ( both hair line fracture )
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Grade
II fatty changes in liver
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Multiple
vitamin deficiency
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Cholocystitis
( stone in gall bladder )
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Currently
under treatment for primary infertility ( haven’t been able to conceive not
even once)
She has been married for 3 years now.
“ Dead body surely
weights less!!”
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