RECYCLE IMPOTENCY 1

RECYCLE IMPOTENCY

Due to the increase pollution quotient in the country, the profile environmentalist came up with an idea of waste management and they gave a famous triad of Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. Well, this mantra would help in long run. Moreover this concept is now being used in other fields also. But recently, I stumbled over its weirdest application.

“SOS” [SAVE OUR SPERMS]

Saving the sperms of the young male patient diagnosed with cancer and undergoing chemotherapy, is a pre-requisite procedure. It’s side effect of chemotherapy that it could bring damage to reproductive system. Therefore saving sperms of such patient give them hope to start their own family when they become cancer free.

Other than above criteria, I haven’t heard of any other medical emergencies to save sperms until recently, I got an update to my present knowledge.

THE EPIC BLACKMAIL

It so happened, this girl that I know, had an affair with a jaat guy for three years now. It was a school time affair which was running its course even in college days. But they were too young to move to next level. Reason being both being at their sorority level and were unsettled professionally.

Suddenly one day the boy came up with a notion that he is bored with hanging out and want something more from the relationship. All the other boys in his gang have dawn to next level, if not plenty times but at least once had the lustful pleasure with their girls except him. Therefore he too wants to go for that eternal ambrosia with his girl. He found nothing wrong with that after all he would end up marrying her.

The girl was not ready to lose her virginity neither give up on her boyfriend. This was taking a toll till another of his boyfriend tantrum surfaced, which put her in a great fix.

Her boyfriend blackmailed her that since she is not ready for an intercourse, then its better to have a vasectomy done. He blackmailed her that it is now or never. Because he won’t leave her and even if she ditched him, won’t let her marry another guy. And ultimately all roads in her life would lead to him and then she would be force to live with a man who couldn’t beget any children. In all literal sense it was blackmail. The girl laughed over it.

The guy again forced his belligerent words over her. This time the girl adamantly told him that it’s better not marry any man rather than marrying one with whom she can’t have kids with. The boy tried again but girl stood to her salt.

Frequent refusals aired the embers into full blown forest fire and next day in same impulse he went for the procedure. He even called her from there. The surgeon was busy so he was given the appointment of next week. The guy returned to the girl with acknowledgement form to show her, how he stood to his guns.

It was no more matter of light fun. Things got pretty serious. The girl was hell worried. She ran like mad, consulting her wise friends. But all her efforts turned futile as no viable solution was found to her enigma.

Subsequent day the mercury peaked more and things became pretty much hot when the guy went and saved his sperms in sperm bank that in future if he wished to have babies, those sperms could be used. After all he wanted to go ahead with the vasectomy procedure and show the girl that his decisions hold water.

The girl was terrified. She pleaded, begged and prayed him. But the guy was obstinate. Nothing moved him, not even the girl’s tears.

The question here is whether or not that nineteen year old boy went for vasectomy or whether or not that girl lost her virginity to him? The thing to be noted his obsessive behavior, that he could go to any extent to achieve it even at the cost of his future.

Such are the guys that lay ground for the medical anomaly called PSYCHOSES.

CHECK OUT NEXT WEEK, MORE INTRICATE DETAIL ON PSYCHOSES AND DESTINY OF PROTAGONIST.