VALENTINE'S ALERT- SILLY GIRL SYNDROME

THE MESSY HEART

SILLY GIRLS SYNDROME

VULNERABLE AGE= 14 years to 23 years (Though can be found in age above 23, but most occurrence happen in mention above slot)

INITIAL ONSET- Initial onset is characterized by excessive mood swings along with excessive day dreaming. A big share of waking hours is spend on grooming preening.

GENDER- Most common in females (that every second females can have SGS) but symptoms also seen in effeminate and heterosexual boys. 


FULL BLOWN SYMPTEMATOGLOY

Having mean girl traits of jealousy and rivalry with the peer.

Concocting fantasies

Die heart crush on actors, cricketers or hot boy next door.

Severe mood swings

Favorite cuisine includes chocolates, chocolates and chocolates

Falling in love at drop of hat on the extent, can share boyfriend with other girl

Excessively demanding

Frequently getting ditched by same guy again and again and still end up falling for him

Choice of songs range Britney, Shakira to ghazals of Jagjit Singh

Think themselves to epic drama queen

DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIES

SGS can be confused with other syndromes like:

-          Love at blink syndrome

-          Mean girls syndrome

-          Falling for wrong guy syndrome

-          Post break up depression syndrome

-          Obesity syndrome

Though all the syndromes look similar on bird eye view, but there are intricate details that distinguish them from each other.

PROGNOSIES

The consequences of such cases are as follows:-

1.      In case if it is diagnosed at initial stage the pathology can be reversed. Prophylactic treatment in such cases is :

a.       Counseling.

b.      Shopping.

c.       Group talks which include bonding with other girls who have priorly suffered from SGS.

d.      Gossiping.

e.       Frequent Chocolate Breaks.

In the worst case scenario the pathology metastases to the whole body. Either it could lead to misery whole life syndrome or step forward to the most fatal and leathel diagnosis.

2.      LSD Syndrome- Love, sex and dhoka syndrome.

3.      The disease can terminate into either loosing mental syndrome or suicide.

Life Expectancy- varies in different cases, depending upon the severity of the disease.

MEDICAL ADVICE= Prevention is better than cure.

PHRENOLOGY TRAITS

     - Big eyes with outer corners dropping down.

    - Fuller lips

    - Round ears

APPEARANCE TRAITS

-          Maintained figure.

-          Bulimic tendencies.

-          Groomed appearance- updated fashion sense.

-          Everyday dressing up as if Diwali.

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