EPILOGUE TO CON -AIR

                              EPILOGUE TO CON -AIR

Co-incidentally like the above story of con- air, I came across one more similar story. But the whole scenario was not based on lust but self esteem and fast justice.

For thirteen years they have been into matrimony which addition of two years of courtship. But instead of filling different colors to her black and white dreams, it brought misery and pain to the lady. For thirteen years she dealt with her husband different flings and extra marital affairs. When caught red handed, his sugar coated words and promises would provide temporary band-aid on the bruises. To find some solace she gets involved deep in her business, she dedicated her blood, sweat and tears and gradually it shined beyond her dreams. But her personal life depleted with every passing day.

Finally she took a bold step to divorce her husband, but since she was the golden goose, her husband was not ready to leave her. It was getting very difficult, but as they say, when it gets tough going, tougher gets going.

Suddenly the things changed and she was easily given divorce and legal guardianship of their two sons and he agreed to exit from their life as if he was never ever there. And how it happened?

“Before your attack, understand your enemy’s weakness and then strike on his weakest link”. She says.

 Her husband weakness was ‘lust’ therefore she hired a beautiful girl to have an affair with him and finally after couple of months when they were at acumen of their love affair, the beautiful girl demanded a marriage to seal their affair. The man had fall so deeply for her that he instantly said “yes” and it was the same time when his wife proposed a divorce again. Seeing it as a sign, he signed the dotted lines and broke off with his wife. As soon as the procedure was completed and so was the assignment given to beautiful girl was over and soon after she vanished in the thin air leaving no signs of her existence. The man lost every thing he once had and realized the value of it.

MORAL

THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY OUT, ALL YOU NEED IS TO FIND ONE.

MEAN GIRLS – 2 “THE VICIOUS CIRCLE”

MEAN GIRLS – 2

“THE VICIOUS CIRCLE”

AGE GROUP: 13-19 YEARS:

 Once upon a time she was a very popular girl in school and one of the favorite of all teachers. She had excellence in studies along with prodigious vocabulary skills hence always landed with laurel in debates, extempore and other curricular activities.

She was so busy with her high profile life that she had time for no one and one day she realized she have been left bereft of friends worse have the fleet of rivals standing against her. She was confused, what have she done to deserve such a treatment?

But since she has all the limelight, she cared at least about what others thought. Unaward about her rival plans she continued her ways to one day ending up in the vicious circle that was exclusively netted by her very same competitors.

She was trapped and left frustrated when one day, out of sudden, all the boys of the class turned against her. Calling her names, playing pranks, hiding her belongings, tearing away her assignment and the list of their deed went on and on. In one of such encounters she slapped a boy in middle of the class and walked out of it slamming the door behind her in the presence of teacher. She was called to the principal room, where she revealed all her misery. But when she got to hear boys side of story, the land skipped beneath her feet.

 All the boys in chorus complained about her badmouthing obscenities about them. She have condemn them to their worst expectation along with have generated hoax rumors about them. She is kind of CEO of the gossip unit of the school which not only defame its pupils but sabotage the teacher’s reputation.

 Now, not only the boys but few teachers also turned against her. She was petrified and pleaded not guilty but her all pleads feel on deaf ears. Only with some support she manages to survive in this atrocious evuriron. When the other girls stared enjoying her misery and with hold any kind of support, the clarity began to return to her mind clearing mist of confusion as for now she could see the whole picture in crystal. It was the ploy of other girls who were envious of all the attention she gets and they heard around to blotch her personality. It was because of them her life was made a living hell.

But it was too late as nothing could be done. Her any explanation or any atonement could weave away the unworthy enmity with her peer.

It became too much for her take and finally she decided that she will not attend school anymore. She took a long sabbatical, first on pretext of her father ailment and then with her sickness though both were hoax.

She only attended school to appear in exams and then vanished in thin air. And as the time passed everyone forget about that girl. The limelight and the colorful success which she enjoyed once upon a time were brutally stripped from her.

CLUES TO SPOT THE MEAN GIRL

·        Girls approach their menarche early

·        Teenage Acne eruption on the face

·        Excessive self flaunting gestures.

MORAL

“Hormones can mess your brain, convert a decent girl to a vamp”.

Mean Girls-1 “The story of Hairy Girl”

Mean Girls-1

“The story of Hairy Girl”

“Mean Girls” are one of the typical species of homo-sapiens which are increasing in drastic number in today’s world. You can spot them easily and probably you have one or other anecdote to talk about one of your encounter with these typical kind of species.

Well I have tried to compile of mean girls tables here.

AGE GROUP 7-13 years:

The table dates back ten to fifteen years back; it’s the time of mid nineties, when I used to study in Manav Sthali School. There was a girl in the school about my age or a year more who had these typical kinds of shoulder length hairs that waggled excessively when she walked. I mean, what ever you were doing, you would stop for a while and notice her locks waggling weirdly in the air. The “hair girl” attracted lot of undue attention because of it.

One day in an assembly ground, when each and everyone in the school were on ground, there occurred an incident which petrified everyone who saw it with their naked eyes. The hair girl had an argument with one of the bad boys of her class and when the things seemed to be verbally settling the boy in the heat of moment, pulled her hair and the very next instant her whole locks of hairs were in his hand and her bare scalp shined in the sun.

 “It’s the wig?” echoed in the ground. The hair girl couldn’t bear such an embarrassment she snatched her hair back from the boy and ran inside the school with trails of tears running down her cheek. When the disciplinary action was taken against that boy, another dark secrete was revealed. He was aware of the “wig” [which was the most gaured of her secret]. How could he know it? Further interrogation revealed that it was revealed to him by “hairy girl” so called best friend, the only second person in the school who knew about it apart from the girl herself.

She was ditched by her own kind, who on superficial level sugar coated and deep inside had a diabolical mind.

The boy was suspended from the school; there were no evidence against the best friend so she stayed. As far as hairy girl was concerned, she took a sabbatical for two months, till her hair grew back.

NOTE ON “HAIRY GIRL” AILMENT

The girl with no hair on the scalp was suffering from an infection called “Tenia capitis” in which there appears a different bald spot in the head. Since these spots are quite scattered hence to have the full assessment of head, doctors recommend shaving off the head.

PHYSIOLOGY BEHIND THE MEAN GIRL

Hormonal surge can turn a good girl into a mean one. As soon as the girl enter her teenage, there start an unannounced sexual, rivalry war with her peers and this is hormone controlled. Aggression in both males and females is controlled by androgen and the 3 main androgens that make women aggressive are:

1. Testosterone

2. DHEA

3. Androstenedione

Female aggression is kind of subtle cold war thing. Their basic tool is to spread the rumors about her rival and hence erasing any trails reaching to her. This way they can bond as well as sabotage her rival at the same time.

Check out next one more story of Mean Girl along with signs to recognize one.

''MY LIFE IS A CHICKEN PARTY''

                               ''MY LIFE IS A CHICKEN PARTY''

Luck is a cosmic phenomenon that showers favours on you. It's like a genie which bows to your every command. But what happens when instead of running to you, it runs parallel to you. Enticing you to its charm but as soon as you try to grab it, it evanescence in thin air.

Now the question arises, to what extent can a man become star-crossed? If there would have been a scale, let's say like LUCK-O-METER or DISASTER-O-METER, we would have been able to measure the catastrophe in the life of a man, whose story I will reveal.

WHEN I LOOK BACK I FIND MYSELF AS A SITTING DUCK

                                          THE CHICKEN PARTY BEGINS

''LIFE IS NOT A CHICKEN PARTY, BUT MINE DEFINITELY IS. PEOPLE EAT DRINK AND ALL THE REST OF THE MEMORIES HAUNT YOU THROUGH OUT YOUR LIFE.'' These were his debut lines.

A decent Punjabi family boy who is an engineer by profession, shelling in a good package, an average looking, having lithe of 5'10'',definitely a gold standard boy for the matrimonial market.

This is how it begins.....

Well it starts as it always does. After initial bride hunting games on different websites, matrimonial agencies, newspaper and after countless boy and girl meetings a girl was zeroed over.

"It is really like an intense cardio workout. Sweaty really sweaty, left me dehydrated."

His parchment and dehydration lead to one good girl that would be his future wife. Punjabi ritual "ROKA" was organized in front of close kin. Sweet, money, clothes were exchanged and finally the date was finalized for girl exchange from one house to other.

"HAPPY, EVERYONE WAS HAPPY"

Well I can still remember though it was 2 years back. After all no one forgets their "FIRST TIME".

Just one month before the wedding, the girl had a change of mind, instead of marrying him she became more intrigue in marrying his distant cousin, whom she met through him. And all the intermediate time she was courting his cousin.

"WEDDING HAPPENED, INSTEAD OF ME BEING THE GROOM, I WAS THE SARBALLA(BEST MAN). A SACRIFICE FOR BROTHERHOOD, MAY MY NAME BE WRITTEN IN GOLDEN LETTERS ON THE PAGES OF HISTORY AND LET THE WORLD REMEMBER ME"

Another process of cardio exercise started again sweaty and dehydrating. Finally found one more so called "decent girl". This time he made sure that he ambushes the girl from all his male cousins and male friends. "ROKA" done and to the God's grace engagement happened on schedule. Espousal was just a week later. There were no hustles till now, or any perils lay on the path yet. But as the famous adage is "MAN PROPOSES AND GOD DISPOSES".

Just one week before the marriage date, her boyfriend, who broke up with her six months back suddenly realized that he couldn't live without her. The emotional teary drama happened between them and finally the girls heart bent towards his sweetheart and

I was thrown out like a "FISH BONE IN THEIR THROAT"

"ONE IS COINCIDENCE, TWICE IS REPUTATION"

Therefore not to have this reputation both the girls who ditched the guy, wrote an apologetic testimony so there would not be any perils to find the bride for the man in near future. He was verdict innocent after all.

Dehydration, parchment and perspiration and finally the third time they found a girl. Again "ROKA" done, engagement done and this time a step forward last crucial week of the marriage also passed without any hustles.

 "ALL PRAISE TO ALMIGHTY"

The ceremonious day arrived. Everything looked utterly quintessential. The day was flowing as a river to smooth breeze brushing its surface.

"FAITH ALWAYS HAVE ME IN END"

"Just one hour before the horse climbing ceremony, the fateful call was received by the groom's father. The wedding was cancelled. It was not that somebody deceased, but my bride ran away with her lover on the wedding day."

 The girl’s family was against her liaison to a boy of other caste and therefore forced her to marry according to their wish. First the girl subdued or pretended to but later executed her own wish

"LEAVING ME THREE TIMES WIFLESS. MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A JOKE IN TOWN. STARS DON'T WANT ME TO GET MARRIED"

This December 8th, the guy is dawning again the groom water. This time there was no dehydration as his bride to be is the cousin of his once runaway bride who was charmed effortlessly by him.

   "GOD HAS A CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR ME THANK YOU"

This time he is making sure that nothing from the history repeats itself. He is running from pillar to post, to every astrologer in the town, doing everything so that denizens of cosmic world could bless him. He hired a private detective to clarify the image of this girl. He had also put girls family on 24/7 surveillance. He had become paranoid

“LITTLE PARANOID.. A GUY IN MY POSITION ENDS UP IN ASYLUM. NOT BEING PARANOID, BUT A LITTLE.. EXTRA CAUTIOUS SERIOUSLY I WANT TO NAIL THIS ONE”

PHRENOLOGY TIPS OF WOULD BE

Check out twelve zodiac of phrenology, you can check out in your would be..

THE GAME OF COURTSHIP SERIES 2 

EPILOGUE

Just received wedding invitation card for his marriage fourth time can't wait to see what happens next. Come December 8th I'll definitely tell you. Though won't be able to attend his marriage as I would be out of town for a conference. But we will all know for sure

CROSSING MY FINGERS

MORAL

There is no MORAL here just that I believe in HAPPY ENDINGS