Tuesday 26 August 2014

CON AIR3 {PART- 1}

 CON AIR 3

THE CON BACKFIRE…
Planning is part and parcel of life. People plan different things like some have their travel plan, some have their business plans and some plan pregnancy. But for few means, motive and opportunity are their prime times. But life is a poker game; sometimes the desired card is stocked last in the clan.


A GIRL WHO HAD A BOYFRIEND, HUSBAND AND A LOVER
She had the reputation to be the clever most girl of the school who could go to any extent to enjoy her life. Things or relationship surrounding here were mere word say, only thing that mattered for her was her comfort zone.
We don’t know why she’s like this either you can guess or ask her directly? I cut the chase to land on second option.
Her answer:    providence has always played the role in opposition and snatched away good things from her. When she was ten, her father died. Year later her mother was married to his father’s brother. Though his new father was doting as her deceased father, but things were not same and since then she started playing the beagle revolver, a fight against destiny and to snatch, steal or rob at gun point whatever she wanted.
QUESTION number TWO, they say the talent of genius is seen in a cradle, when her revolting symptomatology was evident, why her berserk beginning, wasn’t bridled by her mother and new father?
EASY ANSWER:   her mother was grief stricken for years and her new father was scared of step father tag hence played complacent to all her ideology.


THE TIME LINE IN HER LIFE
EPOCH 1= SWEET SIXTEEN
With the superior grey matter and looks to kill she shunted boyfriends like clothes. She has been with all and every cool, hot, ultra tech dude of the school and outside school, of the locality especially the one with a good horse power wheels. With bandana and off shoulder dresses, she was a vogue.
How could she always come out neat and clean and go in for next prey. Oh God! You are not reading, I told you “Superior Wisdom” she could do anything. But How?
She didn’t divulge and I am too bored writing obvious stuff. We all know boys below twenty are fools and easy to do and beyond twenty the clumsiness grades differ even till the grand ripe age even if they are hitting century. {That’s how men brain function and ant girl with average brain matter and super duper cleavage show can decipher it easy and plainly}
Coming back to the girl, our girl have a track record of having twenty eight different boyfriends of different cast, creeds and pockets. The record is still unbreakable.

EPOCH-2 TWENTY YEARS OF EXISTANCE
Girls with above listed talent, scores only meager digits on their report card with sky rocketing cut off list of educational institute, her humble numbers were nowhere to stand and hence she landed in non-collegiate course. Two days outing from house was not a good plan for her nomadic life style. So posing herself to be elder daughter of the family and cutting in share for own deal of responsibilities {pure pretence}, she took a part time job, so more boyfriends’ milling down her road. But now she found real competition with increasing number of her own species. Even the boys have become stickier then ever and all of a sudden they started using ‘F; word which she always avoided in her repartee, the “FUTURE” of a relationship.

EPOCH-3 ROCK AND ROLL TWENTY FIVE
With boys being too much futuristic to handle without the steaming big currency in their pocket, she decided an escape plan, she asked her mama, to get her a rich teddy, worthy, wealthy irrespective of healthy, to be her future hypothetical kid’s daddy.
Innocent parents ran scanners all around for the eligible doughnut and finally found one in the distant acquaintance and things were finalize.
The bank ledgers of boy were sunny, though he looked like bunny. But the thing that she found funny that his life was simple bereft of rummy.
That wasn’t going to work; she knew it in her hearts. She tried to convey the message but this time her words fell on deaf ears. Two months later, she was going to get hitched But….
There is always but at the end of ‘every but’. So to catch up what happened next with the girl with superior intelligence , have patience and pass a week.

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