Wednesday, 14 August 2013

“NOT ENOUGH!”


                              “NOT ENOUGH!”

Long, long ago, during the pre independent time in India, when the “Zamindari” system was quiet prevalent, there lived this humble landlord who used to treat his employees with respect and care. One day a British officer came to him with an offer to increase his Lands and hence he could make entry into to league of Big Landlords in that area.
The man declined offer. The Brit was bewildered. No one would ever dare to refuse such a lucrative offer. He seek explanation from the man.
“The best treasure in the world is to be contend; greed always paves the way to inferno” he said. The Brit argued that his offer talks about growth not greed. The man countered saying that he already have enough land and more land would increase his worries as it brings with it an extra management effort.
The Brit was shell shocked and couldn’t decipher what he meant. The man understood his dilemma and said, “Well! Let me give you a practical example”
He called his most loyal servant and said to him that he was very happy with his services and would like to gift him the land, that he could cover by walking in one whole day and have to flag it and by evening return to the starting point. He asked him to come tomorrow morning at 4 am, as he would be start walking then.
The servant was very euphoric that Goddess of fortune have suddenly shove red all her blessings on him. On the other hand the other thought that the Landlord has gone insane.
The Brit was invited to witness the event of next day, which he curiously accepted. The servant couldn’t sleep whole night because of excitement. The whole night he kept on planning the whole scenario for “THE DAY”
Next morning, he came early and as soon as the clock strikes 4 am, he started running. He had to return by 5 in evening. He covered 5 km in east till 9am, and then he started walking in west; he flagged 5 km there also. It was 12noon, by then he hadn’t had his breakfast. He sat and then thought what a waste of time it would be, if he sit and eat. But when he couldn’t bare more hunger pangs, he sat there, in 10 minutes and galloped his food.
He again started walking north, he covered 3km more. The sun was high in the sky and his body was feeling the pain of exhaustion. At one moment he thought, that he had cover enough land and new he should rest for a while and retreat, but another thought followed, driving him to cover at least 2 more kilometres and if he achieved that landmark, then he would have enough land to be counted among local Zamindars. The time was running, his body was dehydrated and exhausted and he had to make a decision under the scotching equatorial sun.
The clock was almost about to stung 5, but the man was nowhere to be seen near the finishing line. The Zamindar and the British officer waited there for one more hour, but the man still couldn’t make to the finishing line. There was a rescue team of four person send in four different directions.
After the search of 3 hours, the man was found unconscious on the ground near a well, 5 km away from the finishing line. He was immediately rushed to the hospital, where he was declared, “BROUGHT DEAD” and in his death certificate the cause of death mentioned was, Dehydration.
At his funeral, the Zamindar and the Brit officer stood there looking at his burning pyre. The Zamindar turned towards the officer and said, “How much land do we actually need?”
The Brit officer understood what he meant in the first place.


“NO PAIN, NO GAIN, ALWAYS PLAY A BIG GAME”

Well! This was the philosophy of the man, around whom the whole story revolves. It was his pet line, “No pain, No gain, always play a big game.” And actually he really played a very big game.
It started 13 years back. This man was a small businessman, into allopathic medicine wholesale, as God was kind and gave him a little jump. He was an intelligent man, so he utilized the money and started his manufacturing firm. Luck was with him and he had another high jump.
As he grew, he started to have a big circle. He made lots of contacts and he managed his way up, either through his influence or either through money marketing.
He became proud of choices he was making and drinking high on success he thought to start another part time business. He started his own cloth line. He opened one showroom.
Though it was not an instant success, huge amount of money was drained into it. But he was confident enough, revert the bank account sheets. He had started to yearn for success and money.
One of his friend suggested that he should heir a professional who could guide him in his business ventures. So he did.
A MBA was appointed and the very first fad he suggested was to take loan from bank to make a restart.
The man was already charmed by the new MBA and therefore he blindly followed his advice. And hence started the sequence of mortgaging the property he owned and getting a loan sanctioned and opening up the clothing line, even though it was going in losses. Big game, of course there would be little pain; after all it would end up in big gain. This was his motto and it was much aired by new smart-ass MBA. At first his shop was mortgaged, then his factory, followed by his house and ultimately the gold he possessed one after the other he started to lose everything, but you see, it’s like gambling, the person becomes so addict to it that there is always a hope to win it back.
But it is a mirage and till the traveler realizes it, the irreversible damage had been done.

THE FINAL STRAW

Things have changed now. This is 2013 and once so puffed up businessman had gone in severe depts. And lost everything. As the rule of nature, everyone salutes the rising sun and since he was at dusk of his life, his all influential contacts aka so called friends and even that smart MBA deserted him leaving him alone to his miseries.
His day is spent running to offices of lawyers and presenting him in the court of law for the civil cases filed against him by the firms who have given him loan.
He lives in the fear that how the new day will turn out the greed has not brought misery to him but his whole family.
He had written many suicide notes but lack courage to commit one and have had two mild heart attacks in past one year.
No one knows, how it will end, but any person with prudent mind would decipher, how it started and the answer would be one word, GREED

PHRENOLOGY OF GREED

1.   Picture a bulldog in your mind. You would definitely see his hefty cheeks falling like a flap over his chin.
2.  This is a typical phrenology trait seen on face of astute, shrewd and greedy people.
3.  Protruding upper jaw along with excessive spacing between the teeth of upper denture.
4.  Appreciable muscle filling above alae nasi, bilateral to the nose.

MORAL

“God have given enough for everyone’s need but not enough for one man’s greed.” –MAHATMA GANDHI
      
      
        
         
   

         

Friday, 9 August 2013

PURKINJE SYSTEM OF HEART


    PURKINJE SYSTEM OF HEART
                                                                                                                                        
 Do you have any idea, when was the first love letter written? Who wrote it and who was it address to?

It was not Romeo writing to Juliet, neither Ranjah smearing his blood on paper to Heer.
The first love letter that Hindu scriptures enumerate [Srimad Bhagvatam, 10th canto] dates back to five thousand years back, written by the delicate hands of Srimati Rukmani Devi to Lord Krsna.
It so happened, Srimati Rukmani Devi heard lot about the chivalrous king of Dwarka, Lord Krsna from the temple priest.
His might and his beauty was so subtly defined by the priest that Rukmani Devi fell truly, madly, deeply, heads over heels in love with him and in hearts of hearts she took Krsna as her lawfully wedded husband. But her plans came an abrupt end when her brother fixed her marriage with his friend.
Rukmani Devi was devastated, she pleaded, but her cries fell on the deaf ears. The date of the wedding was approaching. Rukmani Devi’s anxiety was increasing. What she could do, when a person she loves doesn’t even know she exists?
So, one fine morning she decided to leave all the shame, and wrote a pitied love letter to Krsna. She wrote that how much distress she was in after falling in love with him and how shamelessly she is confessing it to him, but she was left with no option. And finally if he doesn’t come and rescued her, from getting married to her brother’s friend, she would prefer dying by drinking poison. She pleaded to the temple’s priest to deliver the letter to Krsna and also detail him about her bleeding heart.
The priest took mercy on the princess and rode the fastest hoarse of the kingdom to reach to Lord Krsna.
Lord Krsna at that time was busy fighting a battle along with his brother Balbhadra. After two days of journey when priest reached Krsna and confronted him with the letter of Srimati Rukmani Devi, Krsna fell overwhelmed with emotions that tears start to shed from his eyes.
At very same moment he decided to leave the battle field, but was intervened by his elder brother. “Hey Krsna, don’t even think of it. Leaving the battle field would bring disgrace to you and you would be called “Ranacore” the one who flees from battle field. You will be called a coward.”
Krsna put his lovely, spell bound signature smile and respectfully said, “Dear brother, I know you care for me, but, what kind of knight in a shining armour I would be, if the woman who loves me so madly, requires rescuing and I stay in this worthless battle field.”
No one could interject Krsna, after the logistical and prodigious choice of words. Balbhadra gave a Sigh! And said, “Fine! Go bro, get the girl. I will mange”
And after that, it’s the same, as in all fairly tales, the knight in the shining armour, over his white stead rescues the distressed damsel and then lives happily ever after.
Well, the basic question arises, is this any other fable from Srimad Bhagvatam or it is practically possible to fall blindly in love with someone, just after explicitly listening about them?
Is love at first sight, ever possible when the other party don’t even know about your existence?


NO FACTS, IN AFFAIR OF HEARTS

Listening to her, I would only concluded, “Temporary phase of feeling of love, is the primary stage of distress.”
But she would always interject me and say, “All blame goes to these Purkinje fibres of heart. Stimulation at one damn corner of heart and these fibres create a mess all over and then she would laugh away.  [“Purkinje system is responsible for transferring impulses from initiating nodes to whole heart leading to its contraction hence creates a HEART BEAT.] Although she is a very beautiful girl with a very logistically sane mind but at this point, I totally fail to understand her propositions.
Actually, she has fallen in love [that too at first sight] with a guy who is not aware of her existence leave aside knowing the feeling she harbours for him. June last year, she saw him for the first time and I seriously don’t know, why she fell for him as he is not a guy with some explicit handsomeness, instead have a big mark on his face, as she tells me. And this year’s June, she saw him for the second time.
Apart from his name she knew nothing, whether or not he is a bachelor, or any gross details of his background, but all she knows her Purkinje system get activated as soon as faintest memory of that guy is recreated from the locked doors of her sub-conscious mind. I always ask her to approach him, but she refute back in all miseries, “I can’t”
“You can’t or you won’t?”
Both!” and then there is a dead end to the conversation. I know, she can’t, because from past one year, once so influential family of her, are suffering from diabolical business losses and going through a phase of crisis, hampering her dreams about the future. There is already enough to occupy her mind.
But then that’s a phase, I argue, with time it is definitely going to wind away. But why she won’t approach him, I still fail to understand, as same as, why in first place she fell for him. The thing is that at this time of distress his only brother whom she consider her pillar of strength and who was the only remaining source of income, deserted the family and shifted his base to another city with his wife and little girl, cutting all bonds. Now she has trust issues but doesn’t make every man of the world unworthy. She says she needs to stand for the family and seriously my heart goes for her.
Another astonishing fact, about this no fact, purely one sided love affair is that, she suffers no anxieties, no miseries, contrary internal peace and sanity of mind on thinking of it. She explains it, that she never, before this time, used to believe in love or love at first sight and thought these anecdotes endorsing love, were the words of losers who have no business to do in this world.
But, now, she is thankful to God, that she herself feels such a divine feeling and doesn’t care how this all will end, whether her knight in shining armour comes galloping to rescue her or whether he is left unaware whole of his life about her existence, she maintains her decorum of serenity.
She have, with all her faith, left the decision in hands of God, and now waiting patiently for it’s execution of (as I always call it) GOD’S  BEST  PLAN.
  



PHERNOLOGY ASSESMENT OF “LORD JAGARNATH”



If you have got an opportunity to visit Lord Jagarnath temple, you will notice a peculiarity about him, when he stand there among Lord Balbhadra and Subhadra Rani. It’s his eyes, bulging, as if overwhelmed with emotions and still his face have his lovely signature smile. So, I took an extra step to decipher the phrenology of Lord Jagarnath, this is what my research shows. Once upon a time there held an annual fare in Kurukshetra, and the great kings of all over the word were due to attend it and so was the mighty king of Dwarka, Lord Krsna. When the Locals of Gokula and Vrindaven [the native place of Lord] heard that Krsna was coming there, they became ecstatic and the whole village made a sojourn to Kurukshetra. The Cowherd boys Cowherd girls, the elders and the young made their presence at the holy place and soon as the chariot of Krsna arrived, they surrounded it. They tried to shake hand with him, kiss him, embrace him, and touch his feet, fiddled with his parenaphalia and Krsna maintained his killing smile, but still in the crowd, his eyes were searching for Srimati Radha Rani.
And when she confronted him, his happiness had no bounds and he started to rush towards his childhood sweetheart.
But too his, utter dismay, Srimati Radha rani didn’t even acknowledge his presence. When Krsna left Vrindavan, to go to Mathura to his Uncle Kansa, he was a small twelve year old cowherd boy and Srimati Radha Rani recalled him in that attribute. She plainly refuses acknowledge him as her Krsna,My Krsna, is a very young boy with a Naughty smile, and peacock feather in his head and the beautiful sleek flute kissing his lotus petal lips. He is very very simple not like these strange men, that foolish people, hear are calling Krsna. This stranger is dressed so formerly, like a king with a golden crown over his head and rare stone studded jewellery, more over he is too old to be my Krsna.”

These words went as the poisonous arrows, injuring Lord’s heart [and may be again this Purkinje system of heart spread the poison all over] and he became so over whelmed with emotions which his eyes showed so explicitly. Since he is not a teenager anymore and since he is the mighty king so a proper decorum is expected by the people who look up towards him as an inspiration, he got to ambush the feeling of his bleeding heart, so he pressed the tight smile over his lips mirage  the happiness.
What a plight, Lord Jagarnath suffered. There is big price to be paid, when one fall in love; even the God is also not immune to it.

SCREW THESE PURKINJE FIBERS! 


MORAL
“Yeh isshq nahee Asan,
Itna samaj ligiyee.
Ek Aag Ka Dariya hai,
Aur doub ke jane hai.”

Just keep in mind, to fall in love is not an easy task. It’s like an ocean of fire and the only way out is to swim across it.