Tuesday, 17 January 2017

YOU CAN SELL SHIT, IF YOU HAVE WIT TO HIT EVEN THE MINUTEST BIT!

read it and i will prove it!
The optimism of Indian businessman dates long long back. Here is the anecdote to prove it.
The story goes back to mughal era, when Akbar was the ruling monarch and always on toes to expand his kingdom. In one of this pursuit he lost very badly in the battle which almost emptied his treasury.
Worried, he went to Birbal, his finest advisory of all, soughting out a relief plan. Birbal, after giving a thought, humbly advised him to go to the richest merchant of the kingdom, Mr Dhaniram for help.
Mr Dhaniram was the filthy rich man and possessed more money than royal treasury too. Akbar was curious to know how he did that. While going through Mr Dhaniram tax records and other official papers the administrative officer of the Akbar ministry found it to be’ kaala dhan’ or Black money or illicit money earned through slipping over taxes and fudging over the annual income records for years.
Well the king was furious but since Mr Dhaniram money came in as god send saviour for the kingdom, therefore king was mild in his punishment for Mr Dhaniram. Instead of putting him behind bars he put him in cows stable to work in knee deep dung.
And thereafter, king went back to his fighting ways for his kingdom expansion mission with new found finances. Three years later, the history repeated itself and king was bankrupt again. Helplessly he went to Birbal for advice but surprisingly he was again asked to sought help from Mr Dhaniram, who was spending days in cows stable.
Well taking Birbal advice seriously he went to meet Mr Dhaniram.
Surprise, Surprise in three years time Mr Dhaniram is richer than what he earlier was.
Akbar was like, how the hell man?
Well as the story goes, Mr Dhaniram smelled a lurking business in the cow dung stable in just week’s time. According to the Hindu scriptures, cow dung is considered pious and people used it for sweeping their houses, making fuel out of it and also for medicinal purpose too. So he started the dung for pennies business and those who couldn’t pay but in need of cow dung were allotted as the care taker of the stable and they provided sweeping facility in return of the dung. So he saved money that administration provided for care taking and appointing the employees, which he was already getting it done for free.
With that saved money he got good quality and quantity of fodder which improved the quality and quantity of milk supply almost to triple to the one it was once. The surplus milk from the milk revolution he created earned him more bucks and filled his accounts which were now overflowing with gold.
Akbar was furious but again went lenient as it was de- stressed money for his treasury and secondly Mr Dhaniram found a new avenue to generate money for his treasury.
This time he posted Mr Dhaniram at the sea side and his only business was to count the waves and keep their record according to time, date and climate, that set and the administration would pay him minimal expenses for his survival.
King went to his fighting ways and again as a fixed pattern lost everything. But instead of going to Birbal this time he went to his stable business which was generating gold under Dhaniram's time. Expecting great returns from there but king was disappointed. Instead of earning profit the business was going into ruins even though the cow stable makeover was nothing less than a luxurious palace in itself with state of art facade.
And as the vicious cycle he went to Birbal again only to be send to Dhaniram for the monetary help.
But this time Dhaniram was adamant only to help the king if he promises not to remove him from this post of his counting waves job.
The curiosity and the need both pushed Akbar to promise Dhaniram his wish and as another successful rag to riches story of Dhaniram made to daylight. While in the tide counting task he could see a burning business. He maintained the log of the high and low tides and from it deduce a perfect science that could help the navigators, merchants and fisherman in their daily business. He could rightly predict the best time of catching fishes and also when it is the possibility of the sea going rough. He was nothing less than a live weather department for the people whose living depended on sea. It earned him a name and a business of the advisory. No one in town took his ship or net in the sea without consulting him and in due time he was richer than ever he was. His popularity spread like a jungle fire and he was the most famous consultant of the country. Along with his due payments he was also showered gift from his merchant clients too.
Akbar was so highly impressed by his bone deep business sense that he made him the advisory in the financial sector and along with his wave counting business; he gave him back his cow dung selling business too.
Moral- roadblocks and calamities in our life are actually the key to grand success. So either YOU GET BREAK OR YOU GET A BREAK THROUGH, that entirely depends on you.
But as for now,

JAI HO INDIAN BUSINESSMAN KI!
Come what may, they will never be out of season.
Regards
Hare krsna!


From the author of Book, “Man Up Koch, For my headache my doctor prescribed me to lose my Virginity”.
“A Donald duck life of a Boy with no middle fingers in his hands along with mismatched girl hormones being produced by his pituitary. It can never get funnier than it already is!”
The ebook available at Amazon

Saturday, 7 January 2017

Our Neighborhood Florence Nightingale!

that's me, by the way!
A homeopathic doctor by profession, a philanthropist by heart, a thoughtful and inspirational writer in leisure time, an accomplished zumba dancer, a fitness freak, a profound devotee of Lord Krsna, an ardent follower of ISKCON. In short a complete package full of energy, vitality, strength, a beautiful face with a charming smile, a sympathetic heart in a empathetic soul. The list is pretty long but to cut the story short, I am talking about Dr.SONAL AURORA, a young lady with a vivacious smile, witty remarks and tongue-in -cheek humor. Don’t get trapped by her lean frame, she is a lady with steel frame and tough resolve. My association with her dates back to two and half years back through an acquaintance. My frequent visits to her developed a beautiful bond called Friendship between us. As they say, Destiny leads us to meet like minded people and the next in chain was Rosy Sachdeva, an old friend whom I met in School Reunion. She had started her NGO by name ‘RAUNAK’ –Helping Hands to help the poor and needy people. In a casual meeting, I introduced her to Dr. Sonal and a totally new side of hers was revealed to me.
She was full of fresh ideas for ‘RAUNAK’’. Our meetings and brain storming sessions gave us many new ideas for RAUNAK , shaped into great projects and made us meet and work with good people. Through Dr.Sonal , RAUNAK got the support of professionals from all walks of life—doctors, zumba dancers, yoga and meditation teachers, socialites and housewives. In it’s 3B project where RAUNAK was supposed to collect 1000 sarees for poor widows of Vrindavan, she went out of the way and collected ample number of sarees from her patients.
Recently . her E-book has been launched on Amazon by the name “ Man Up Koch-For my headache my doctor prescribed me to lose my virginity. Following is the link of her book
And YES to the power of infinity, if you like it, please write a REVIEW, LIKE IT and REMEMBER TO SHARE it on your FACEBOOK, TWITTER, LINKED IN and other social networking channels.
She is also a blogger and her writings are often based on true stories. She has the aptitude of telling the toughest of things in a simple language. Moreover, being religious minded she teaches moral values through her writings.
May Krsna bless the young lady to attain the heights what he has planned for her and make her spread love and happiness through her profession, writings and social work.
by
bharti gautam kikan



Saturday, 31 December 2016

FOR MY HEADACHE MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!

YES, this is my new book.
And this is about this guy, KOCH, age SIXTEEN YEARS old.

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In Case it has skipped your eyes, please count his fingers again.

YES he have an alien hand.

And YES YES he have a banging headache that is making his life miserable.

And YES YES YES, he have a devout mother who is willing to go to any extent to get it cured by the spiritual/ faith/ tantrik healers/ charlatan.

And YES YES YES YES, he have an atheist friend, son of the doctor parents, named VIKRAM KHATRI, who is willing to go to any extent to get his headache cured by the modern medical sciences.

And YES YES YES YES YES, he is entangled in this tug of war between his beloved MOTHER and his best friend VIKRAM KHATRI.

And YES YES YES YES YES YES, the cure he gets by medical science is to lose his virginity at the tender age of SIXTEEN.

And YES Please click on this link and know more about KOCH, the guy with alien hands and a headache and a prescription to lose VIRGINITY/ STAT!


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MAN UP KOCH- for my headache my doctor prescribed me to lose my virginity.

The e-book available at amazon
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AND YES CLICK HERE TO FIND IT,

The medical science can never get funnier than this.
FYI= ITS ALMOST A REAL DIAGNOSIS! His X-Rays of the hands!

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And YES to the power of infinity, if you like it, please write a REVIEW, LIKE IT  and REMEMBER TO SHARE it on your FACEBOOK, TWITTER, LINKED IN and other social networking channels.

Oh! And YES remember to click in here.


AND YES OF COURSE
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017!

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REGARDS
 HARE KRSNA!

Sunday, 18 December 2016

AB-KA, TAB-KA, NA AB-KA, NA TAB-KA!- THE MAGICAL SPELL

THE MAGIC BEGINS NOW!
Well these are the magical portions of prosperity, success and happiness.
It was first deciphered and procured by the wise man that walked the earth in 16 th century.
So here it is how, when and where it happened.....
Once upon a time, the great King Akbar started to have very weired dreams in which his late father Himayu recurrently appeared and said some very odd language, ‘ab-ka, tab-ka, na ab-ka, na tab-ka’. The King was very much disturbed and confused after all he couldn’t understand what his father wanted to convey to him. Therefore he took this enigma to his wise ministry and sought their help but to his disappointment no one could satisfy him.
So as his last hope he asked Raja Birbal, one of the smartest and the wittiest men of his council to help him to decode his father’s message. Birbal thought for a while and then said to the king that he should forget about it because these are quiet expensive things that his late father wanted him to have. But the king was quiet adamant and persistent and he even allowed Birbal to take as much money he wanted from the treasury. Birbal asked to king to give him three months time to procure these things that King wished. Akbar was happy to grant him the time in the lieu that he will finally be able to understand his father’s words.
Two months later, the finance minister came running to King Akbar and complained that Raja Birbal has emptied half of the treasury and is still asking more money to purchase those things that King’s late father said in his dream. Reluctantly Akbar asked the minister to give Birbal more money.
A fortnight later, the finance minister again came running to Akbar and again complained that Birbal sought more money for his purchases.
This time King Akbar became very suspicious and angry. He now himself went and confronted Birbal and asked him what he did of all the money and why he wanted more of it.
Birbal replied that he already told the king that these were very expensive things and he shouldn’t desire them but since he was insistent so here is the entire description of the entire money heused to procure these things.
So what Birbal did was that he divided the entire money that he took from the treasury into three equal parts, from the first part he build houses, roads, hospitals, wells, parks and library for the people of the kingdom. So he utilized that part of the money for the social welfare under the king’s name that earned the king the great regards and veneration among his subjects. So all that money was used to garner him a great name as a kind and good ruler, hence it became his ab-ka that is of present. {Ab-ka, the Hindi language words which translated in English means ‘of present’}
With the second part of the money he build temples, mosques, donated the money to saints and did charities, again under the name of the king and hence the king was bestowed with lots of blessings of the holy men, devout and poor people. Theses blessings of the collective good work from that second part of the money will help him in his future that is after life; hence it becomes tab-ka. {Tab-ka, the Hindi language words translated in English means ‘for the future’}
And with the third part of the money, Birbal squandered it on wine and woman and other things of entertainment and sensual gratification completely flushing it in drain. Because the money spent on these things neither helped now and neither would help in after life, making it a complete wastage of funds put it under the category of ‘na ab-ka, na tab-ka’ meaning not for present and neither for the future.
King Akbar was very much satisfied and happy with Birbal’s answer.
Similarly the same formula of this magical portion of the ‘ab-ka, tab-ka and na ab-ka, na tab-ka’ is valid in today’s time too.
For our ‘ab-ka’, our present, we should do our prescribed duty very diligently and perfectly without giving excuses and being lazy to have a good and better’ present’ life. For example it is expected out of the students to earnestly learn their lessons so that they excel in their examination, so that they have good careers, making their life smooth and tension free.
At the same time while thinking about present life time one should also plan for his afterlife too.  One should serve the god and do charities to make it secure. Only fools don’t believe in the life after death and are reluctant to do anything about it.
And the unnecessary sensual gratification like excessively engrossed in partying and social networking and ideally hanging out, etc leads nowhere, instead leads to the distraction from the actual righteous path of self realization. Hence should be completely abandoned.
These principles are simple but the magical mantra of the good and happy life.
Even in the words of the great King-maker, politician, Guru and economist that Indian soil ever saw, the Great Chanakya , one should always be satisfied with three things in his life to have a peaceful and happy life is, his lawfully wedded wife, food provided by the providence and his hard earned money. And the three things that he should never be satisfied with is; chanting the name of God, doing Charity and learning new knowledge and skills.
Hopefully we will learn how to use this magical spell correctly to make our life peaceful and happy.
With this resolution, let’s enter our new year.....
Hoping it to be more than a wistful thinking, let’s claim our happiness. Amen!
Regards
Hare krsna!

Thursday, 15 December 2016

THE ROARING CHRISTMAS- TEACHING HOW TO ROAR!

THE ROARING CHRISTMAS- TEACHING HOW TO ROAR!
JUST ROAR BACK!


Two negative always make a positive.....

It’s the basic mathematics rule, that two negative will always make a positive.

Today’s life is full of frustration, unfulfilled desires, intolerance and short temperament. Anger is lost at trifle or drop of hat and yet we vouch for our innocence, blaming the providence as the circumstantial culprit. And day in and day out, what so ever we do, party, dancing at disc, selfie time or ideally hanging out with friends nothing make us happy because at the end of the day we are dissatisfied, complaining and crying, more or less raged up and mostly depressed and hear ourselves quoting one or other idiom like, “hell man, I am destroying my life” or “my life is hell”.

Gratitude of the god given gift are unseen, the glorified warm winter sun is conveniently missed and so are the smiles on random faces because we are so good at dilly dallying happiness and busy blaming life and people around us and sometimes the benevolent poor god too.

But, this Christmas, let’s change the scenario..... Because two negative always make a positive.

For once, let’s do something different.

Rather than blaming the life, lets roar at life.

And that’s what we did when we took our Santa Claus brigade to the burned out houses of Rithala and distributed some warm clothes to them. It was not that we were condoling them of the disaster that just happened in their life but it was other way round that they taught us how to roar back at life, no matter what happen, how happened or when happened.

All it is required is to just roar back.

The best Christmas lesson ever learned,  JUST ROAR BACK AT LIFE!

So what are you waiting for?

Small act of kindness brings home basic life lessons of combat.

Pledge to be someone’s Santa Claus today, maybe someday, sometime, someone ends up being yours.
You never know, miracles do happens every day. All we need is the eyes to see them.
After all two negative, do make a positive, basic maths guys, basic maths.

PS=  if you carefully observe in above picture, the hands of the boy holding the kid, you will see the distorted anatomy of his hand. He has a genetic disorder called oligodactylism, meaning in English, born with lesser fingers in his hand. His entire life till now he was taunted for having no middle fingers in his hands. He had severe bursting headaches for that but he found himself a vent. But instead of giving out poison he received from the society and playing the blaming game, he went out to be a guardian angel to the less fortunate one. He is a super hit with the kids; all mothers association certified him the best baby sitter and is our front man of Santa Claus Brigade.  

AFTER ALL HE KNOWS, TWO NEGATIVE MAKES A POSITIVE!

He knows how to spread happiness, smiles and of course chocolates!
Proud of you brother!

Regards

Hare krsna

Saturday, 10 December 2016

hey, do you want to be Santa Claus?

LETS BE SANTA CLAUS FOR SOMEONE!
Santa Claus brigade 
Every year at this time of the year we are busy making a list of our wistful fancies, hoping with a childish desire, that Santa will fulfil it.
So lets do it again but this time little differently. For the first time as a starters lets us be on the other side of the table.
Let us all make the list but something different. Lets make a list of things not that what we want but what we can give this Christmas.
Are you ready?
Are you ready to be the first time Santa Claus and spread happiness.
So be the part of our Santa Claus brigade and  pledge to make happiness contagious, infectious and innocuous.
Amen!
Well, That's our oath, say it by keeping hand on your heart.
So give us whatever you can, clothes, woollens, blankets, bed sheets, curtains, toys, shoes, food, anything or  better, come and distribute it with us.
So what are you waiting  Santa's.
Your magical Santa 🎅 cap is waiting for you and so are your reindeers.
Our first stop, 14 th December, Wednesday, JJ cluster of rithala, rohini, near rithala metro station which recently turned to ashes because of a sudden outbreak of fire. The entire colony got swallowed in fire. Nothing was left for them except their faith in god. Lets strengthen their faith.
For once in life time, lets be someone Santa for someday someone will become ours too.
Venue - rithala metro station, rohini
Timings. 12 noon
Day 14 December
Please mark it in your calendar, the day that will make history. The day that you first time became Santa.
Contact us at
Raunak helping hands
9910049390
Regards
Hare krsna 😊