Saturday, 31 December 2016

FOR MY HEADACHE MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!

YESthis is my new book.
And this is about this guy, KOCH, age SIXTEEN YEARS old.

In Case it has skipped your eyes, please count his fingers again.

YES he have an alien hand.

And YES YES he have a banging headache that is making his life miserable.

And YES YES YES, he have a devout mother who is willing to go to any extent to get it cured by the spiritual/ faith/ tantrik healers/ charlatan.

And YES YES YES YES, he have an atheist friend, son of the doctor parents, named VIKRAM KHATRI, who is willing to go to any extent to get his headache cured by the modern medical sciences.

And YES YES YES YES YES, he is entangled in this tug of war between his beloved MOTHER and his best friend VIKRAM KHATRI.

And YES YES YES YES YES YESthe cure he gets by medical science is to lose his virginity at the tender age of SIXTEEN.

And YES Please click on this link and know more about KOCHthe guy with alien hands and a headache and a prescription to lose VIRGINITY/ STAT!



MAN UP KOCH- for my headache my doctor prescribed me to lose my virginity.

The e-book available at amazon
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AND YES CLICK HERE TO FIND IT,

The medical science can never get funnier than this.
FYI= ITS ALMOST A REAL DIAGNOSIS! His X-Rays of the hands!



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AND YES OF COURSE
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017!


REGARDS
 HARE KRSNA!

Sunday, 18 December 2016

AB-KA, TAB-KA, NA AB-KA, NA TAB-KA!- THE MAGICAL SPELL

THE MAGIC BEGINS NOW!
Well these are the magical portions of prosperity, success and happiness.
It was first deciphered and procured by the wise man that walked the earth in 16 th century.
So here it is how, when and where it happened.....
Once upon a time, the great King Akbar started to have very weired dreams in which his late father Himayu recurrently appeared and said some very odd language, ‘ab-ka, tab-ka, na ab-ka, na tab-ka’. The King was very much disturbed and confused after all he couldn’t understand what his father wanted to convey to him. Therefore he took this enigma to his wise ministry and sought their help but to his disappointment no one could satisfy him.
So as his last hope he asked Raja Birbal, one of the smartest and the wittiest men of his council to help him to decode his father’s message. Birbal thought for a while and then said to the king that he should forget about it because these are quiet expensive things that his late father wanted him to have. But the king was quiet adamant and persistent and he even allowed Birbal to take as much money he wanted from the treasury. Birbal asked to king to give him three months time to procure these things that King wished. Akbar was happy to grant him the time in the lieu that he will finally be able to understand his father’s words.
Two months later, the finance minister came running to King Akbar and complained that Raja Birbal has emptied half of the treasury and is still asking more money to purchase those things that King’s late father said in his dream. Reluctantly Akbar asked the minister to give Birbal more money.
A fortnight later, the finance minister again came running to Akbar and again complained that Birbal sought more money for his purchases.
This time King Akbar became very suspicious and angry. He now himself went and confronted Birbal and asked him what he did of all the money and why he wanted more of it.
Birbal replied that he already told the king that these were very expensive things and he shouldn’t desire them but since he was insistent so here is the entire description of the entire money heused to procure these things.
So what Birbal did was that he divided the entire money that he took from the treasury into three equal parts, from the first part he build houses, roads, hospitals, wells, parks and library for the people of the kingdom. So he utilized that part of the money for the social welfare under the king’s name that earned the king the great regards and veneration among his subjects. So all that money was used to garner him a great name as a kind and good ruler, hence it became his ab-ka that is of present. {Ab-ka, the Hindi language words which translated in English means ‘of present’}
With the second part of the money he build temples, mosques, donated the money to saints and did charities, again under the name of the king and hence the king was bestowed with lots of blessings of the holy men, devout and poor people. Theses blessings of the collective good work from that second part of the money will help him in his future that is after life; hence it becomes tab-ka. {Tab-ka, the Hindi language words translated in English means ‘for the future’}
And with the third part of the money, Birbal squandered it on wine and woman and other things of entertainment and sensual gratification completely flushing it in drain. Because the money spent on these things neither helped now and neither would help in after life, making it a complete wastage of funds put it under the category of ‘na ab-ka, na tab-ka’ meaning not for present and neither for the future.
King Akbar was very much satisfied and happy with Birbal’s answer.
Similarly the same formula of this magical portion of the ‘ab-ka, tab-ka and na ab-ka, na tab-ka’ is valid in today’s time too.
For our ‘ab-ka’, our present, we should do our prescribed duty very diligently and perfectly without giving excuses and being lazy to have a good and better’ present’ life. For example it is expected out of the students to earnestly learn their lessons so that they excel in their examination, so that they have good careers, making their life smooth and tension free.
At the same time while thinking about present life time one should also plan for his afterlife too.  One should serve the god and do charities to make it secure. Only fools don’t believe in the life after death and are reluctant to do anything about it.
And the unnecessary sensual gratification like excessively engrossed in partying and social networking and ideally hanging out, etc leads nowhere, instead leads to the distraction from the actual righteous path of self realization. Hence should be completely abandoned.
These principles are simple but the magical mantra of the good and happy life.
Even in the words of the great King-maker, politician, Guru and economist that Indian soil ever saw, the Great Chanakya , one should always be satisfied with three things in his life to have a peaceful and happy life is, his lawfully wedded wife, food provided by the providence and his hard earned money. And the three things that he should never be satisfied with is; chanting the name of God, doing Charity and learning new knowledge and skills.
Hopefully we will learn how to use this magical spell correctly to make our life peaceful and happy.
With this resolution, let’s enter our new year.....
Hoping it to be more than a wistful thinking, let’s claim our happiness. Amen!
Regards
Hare krsna!

Thursday, 15 December 2016

THE ROARING CHRISTMAS- TEACHING HOW TO ROAR!

THE ROARING CHRISTMAS- TEACHING HOW TO ROAR!
JUST ROAR BACK!


Two negative always make a positive.....

It’s the basic mathematics rule, that two negative will always make a positive.

Today’s life is full of frustration, unfulfilled desires, intolerance and short temperament. Anger is lost at trifle or drop of hat and yet we vouch for our innocence, blaming the providence as the circumstantial culprit. And day in and day out, what so ever we do, party, dancing at disc, selfie time or ideally hanging out with friends nothing make us happy because at the end of the day we are dissatisfied, complaining and crying, more or less raged up and mostly depressed and hear ourselves quoting one or other idiom like, “hell man, I am destroying my life” or “my life is hell”.

Gratitude of the god given gift are unseen, the glorified warm winter sun is conveniently missed and so are the smiles on random faces because we are so good at dilly dallying happiness and busy blaming life and people around us and sometimes the benevolent poor god too.

But, this Christmas, let’s change the scenario..... Because two negative always make a positive.

For once, let’s do something different.

Rather than blaming the life, lets roar at life.

And that’s what we did when we took our Santa Claus brigade to the burned out houses of Rithala and distributed some warm clothes to them. It was not that we were condoling them of the disaster that just happened in their life but it was other way round that they taught us how to roar back at life, no matter what happen, how happened or when happened.

All it is required is to just roar back.

The best Christmas lesson ever learned,  JUST ROAR BACK AT LIFE!

So what are you waiting for?

Small act of kindness brings home basic life lessons of combat.

Pledge to be someone’s Santa Claus today, maybe someday, sometime, someone ends up being yours.
You never know, miracles do happens every day. All we need is the eyes to see them.
After all two negative, do make a positive, basic maths guys, basic maths.

PS=  if you carefully observe in above picture, the hands of the boy holding the kid, you will see the distorted anatomy of his hand. He has a genetic disorder called oligodactylism, meaning in English, born with lesser fingers in his hand. His entire life till now he was taunted for having no middle fingers in his hands. He had severe bursting headaches for that but he found himself a vent. But instead of giving out poison he received from the society and playing the blaming game, he went out to be a guardian angel to the less fortunate one. He is a super hit with the kids; all mothers association certified him the best baby sitter and is our front man of Santa Claus Brigade.  

AFTER ALL HE KNOWS, TWO NEGATIVE MAKES A POSITIVE!

He knows how to spread happiness, smiles and of course chocolates!
Proud of you brother!

Regards

Hare krsna

Saturday, 10 December 2016

hey, do you want to be Santa Claus?

LETS BE SANTA CLAUS FOR SOMEONE!
Santa Claus brigade 
Every year at this time of the year we are busy making a list of our wistful fancies, hoping with a childish desire, that Santa will fulfil it.
So lets do it again but this time little differently. For the first time as a starters lets us be on the other side of the table.
Let us all make the list but something different. Lets make a list of things not that what we want but what we can give this Christmas.
Are you ready?
Are you ready to be the first time Santa Claus and spread happiness.
So be the part of our Santa Claus brigade and  pledge to make happiness contagious, infectious and innocuous.
Amen!
Well, That's our oath, say it by keeping hand on your heart.
So give us whatever you can, clothes, woollens, blankets, bed sheets, curtains, toys, shoes, food, anything or  better, come and distribute it with us.
So what are you waiting  Santa's.
Your magical Santa 🎅 cap is waiting for you and so are your reindeers.
Our first stop, 14 th December, Wednesday, JJ cluster of rithala, rohini, near rithala metro station which recently turned to ashes because of a sudden outbreak of fire. The entire colony got swallowed in fire. Nothing was left for them except their faith in god. Lets strengthen their faith.
For once in life time, lets be someone Santa for someday someone will become ours too.
Venue - rithala metro station, rohini
Timings. 12 noon
Day 14 December
Please mark it in your calendar, the day that will make history. The day that you first time became Santa.
Contact us at
Raunak helping hands
9910049390
Regards
Hare krsna 😊